James: Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is supposed to be a day of fun and enjoyment and all that jazz. But what if you don’t have a significant other to share it with? Or even worse, what if your significant other recently dumped you, or moved far away from you and you won’t be able to see them for quite a while. What are you going to do? Well there are many, many options for the “single” person on Valentine’s Day in college, but I’m just going to run down a few of them.
1. Depression
You can be a wimp and just cry about how you don’t have a date for Valentine’s Day, but that’s pretty pathetic. Just accept that fact that you don’t have a date, but don’t go crying and being all depressive about it. It can’t be that bad after all. A better way to spend your time would be to play some video games. Video games cure just about everything (in the short term at least)
2. Find A Friend
Go out with another single friend and just have some fun. It’s not like you two are going out a date it’s more like you two are having an excuse to tell other people that you have “plans” for Valentine’s Day. They don’t need to know that those plans involve go-carts and video games with one of your friends, that’s personal and private information.
3. Akohol
Akohol solves everything. Just go out (or stay in) and drink lots of akohol and you ‘gone feel better for at least tonight. Tomorrow morning you might wake up with a hangover, but who cares? You had a great night out with your friends or maybe by yourself playing video games (do you see the common denominator here? It’s video games).
4. Find Something Else To Do (Like Video Games)
Play some video games and pretend that it’s just some other random day. Everybody’s going to stop talking about Valentine’s Day tomorrow anyways, so just find something that will occupy you for the night and then go to sleep. It will be over before you know it. Sorry for the shortness of this post, but I’m kind of following one of my own suggestions (hint, hint 3) and I’m not very good at typing right now. Anyways, I hope this helps anybody who’s bored tonight. Until next time, this is the Truth About College: Akohol Cures Most Everything.
